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September 2008
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1. "It's difficult to remember that the objective was to drain the swamp... When you're up to your backside in alligators! ....Unknown source......"
From: Dave Moffat		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1978
2. "a friend in need is a pest"
From: nonk		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1856
3. "you are dangling from the edge of the cliff that overlooks the abysmal pit of senility"
From: Hemant Tekchandani		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1846
4. "A minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them."
From: Elle		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1779
5. "i'm not forgetful.....my mind's just absent without leave"
From: nonk		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1760
6. "If you can overhear the voices in someone else's head plotting your doom, its probably time to take a break"
From: Joseph Cheney		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1759
7. "Work is the curse of the dringking classes. Oscar Wilde"
From: harry leyland		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1753
8. "there are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head, if a fellow can't drink when he's living how the hell can he drink when he's dead."
From: kev		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1740
9. "If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children". (Author unknown)"
From: Michael		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1735
10. ""The stars are matter We are matter It doesn't matter" From: Capt Beefheart "
From: scott		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1696
11. "unix IS user-friendly, it's just very picky about it's friends!!"
From: Joseph Cheney		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1680
12. "Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life."
From: 1badcpa		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1666
13. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
From: Susi		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1653
14. "In every sentence, everything after the word "but" is the truth."
From: Brent		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1642
15. "Drink will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no drink! (converted, Furry Freak Brothers saying!!). "
From: Steve		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1641
16. "Allways smile at a lady, if she's ugly it dose you no harm and makes her feel good. And if she's beautifull it dose her no harm and makes you feel good"
From: billy		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1597
17. "No good deed goes unpunished. From Martin"
From: Martin Lonsdale		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1583
18. "In life people will forgive what you do TO them, but never what you do FOR them!"
From: grodno		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1580
19. "The map is not the terrain!"
From: Andrew McMullon		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1580
20. "Never chase after buses or women - there will always be another one along in a minute"
From: Alistair Nicholls		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1579
21. "Before you criticise somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way - you're a mile away - and you've got their shoes."
From: JULIAN T		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1533
22. "Beware of making the measurable important, rather than measuring the important."
From: Peter Richardson		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1510
23. "" The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." -- BigSugar"
From: BigSugar		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1501
24. "He who laughs last thinks slowest."
From: JoshT		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1420
25. "quote " He who has false teeth laughs last""
From: ken		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1414
26. "Ruddles is for life, not just the weekend."
From: Emma Clarke		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1388
27. "If love is filled with fun and excitemant?? then y does it bring heartache and pain? "
From: emma		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1372
28. "i might b having the ugliest of the nose, smallest of the eyes, crookedest of the teeth, but the point is they all look good together"
From: chocoslayer		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1265
29. ""hurdles of life are upstairs to the optimists and downstairs to the pessimists"(leena singh)"
From: asmita		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1235
30. "One evening in October, When I was far from sober. I was dragging home my lonely manly pride. When my feet began to stutter, so I lay down in a gutter an d a pig came up and parked right by my side. "You can tell it is fair weather, when young men get together." a lady passer by was heard to say. "And you can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses." And the pig got up and slowly walked away. Harvz"
From: Harvz		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1031
31. ""Never above you,Never below you.........But ALWAYS by your side""
From: Shaun Ruddle		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   960
32. "A literate person might not necessarily be an educated person Pauline Felix"
From: pauline felix		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   925
33. ""Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks...!""
From: Sharon Haddock		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   878
34. "Absence unto love is like the wind unto fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great."
From: george blewitt		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   878
35. "A man is as old as the woman he feels, and when he stops feeling he’s old"
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   803
36. "There are small sips and big sips, But the best sips are Ruddles-sips. "
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   779
37. "A stupid man has a loose tongue. A wise man has long ears. A Ruddles man has a considered opinion. "
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   761
38. "Roses are red violets are blue I love this web site and so should you"
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   750
39. "A friend with a Ruddles... is a friend without troubles!"
From: thewoodwhiz		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   743
40. "A best friend indeed is a friend in need"
From: sabrina		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   731
41. "Sure god made man before woman, you always make a rough draft, before you make the final masterpiece."
From: Debbie		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   562
42. "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear - Norm"
From: steve nagele		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   556
43. "They say that the best form of contraception is wedding cake..."
From: James Brown		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   455
44. "Tidy people are just too lazy to look for things!"
From: nigel		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   447
45. "Ruddles is God's way of telling us that He loves us and wants us to have fun and be happy."
From: vonHardenberg		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   275
46. ""I'm not here for a long time but I am here for a good time.""
From: sue hinds		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   275
47. "The trick to dying young is to live a long time before you get there. (quote, but cannot remember source)"
From: WilberForce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   271
48. "Here's to those that love us, and may they always love us. Here's to those that don't love us, and may the good Lord see fit to change their hearts. But if He cannot change their hearts, then may he sprain their ankles so we'll know them by their limping as they come down the road toward us."
From: James Delavan		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   264
49. "Those who don't plan for success will never fail."
From: WilberForce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   254
50. "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry"
From: Roy L-N		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   254
51. "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (Anonymous)."
From: Roy L-N		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   246
52. ""The early bird catches the worm but I prefer to get up late and have bacon and eggs.""
From: kevin joyce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   18